BIRD FEED #1: OOPS, ALL TRAITS!

This is a collection of 100 traits I've made for FIST since I first got into it, giving you traits that allow you to turn into horrid monsters, flag CYCLOPS for OSHA violations, lie about your diploma, and many more. These may not all be balanced or make really any sense at all (some are basically jokes), but hopefully you'll still be able to pull some inspiration from the weird ones.